Please Man

Big & Rich, Wyclef Jean

There goes the neighborhood, Oh Oh!

Please man, don?t call the police man

Why can we just be friends?

And try to get along

Don?t want to hurt no one

Just want to have a little fun

So I'm begging you

Please man, don?t call the police Man

I didn?t know the stereo was playing so loud (Turn it up!)

Didn?t know, the Go-Go girls were dancin' (Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it)

It's out of sight

It's all right!

So let me get you a cold Red Stripe!

Please man, don?t call the police man

Why can we just be friends?

And try to get along

Don?t want to hurt no one

Just want to have a little fun

So I'm begging you

Please man, don?t call the police Man

I didn?t mean

To cause a scene

Make anyone mad

For goodness sake, no need to hate

We were just playin'

So count to 10 (10,9,8,7)

And do it again (6,5,4,3)

And do anything you like my friend (2, 1!,1!,1!,1!)

Please man, don?t call the police man

Why can we just be friends?

And try to get along

Don?t want to hurt no one

Just want to have a little fun

So I'm begging you

Please man, don?t call the police Man

Check my country swagger

Check it

I dress in black

Like the late Johnny Cash

Snatch more cash and grass from Willie Nelson (Why you undercover)

Let?s split the profits man

I'm a gambler like Kenny Rodgers

My t-shirt says The Devil went down to Georgia like Charlie Daniels, yea haw!

Back in my crib I'm watchin Reba

I hear the helicopters

The police the door down

I get judged by the judge

I got acquitted because they love the cowboys

Cowgirls ask me Wyclef Jean why you be seen with those Big and Rich Boys?

Be friends

And try to get along

Don?t want to hurt no one

Just want to have a little fun

So I'm begging you

Please man, don?t call the police Man!

Yeah I'm beggin you

Please man, don?t call the police man!

(Oh oh)!