100 Cigarettes

Lord, I smoked 100 cigarettes

Waiting on your call but it ain't come yet

I'm waiting for your footsteps in my hall

And I'm watching for this ash to fall

And while I'm counting my regrets

I'm gonna smoke 100 cigarettes

You know how I'm feeling?

My porch light is on and I've unlocked my door

My eyes are red and my throat is sore

I check my mail and watch my phone

And I wonder when you're coming home

And while I'm counting my regrets

I'm gonna smoke 100 cigarettes

Yes, I smoked 100 cigarettes

Waiting for your call but it ain't come yet

I'm waiting on your footsteps in my hall

And I'm watching for this ash to fall

While I'm counting my regrets

I'm gonna smoke 100 cigarettes

You know, right about that time

My friend who, Mr Chilly call me up at this telephone

This what he said

How much longer can I watch my own TV?

Now that I've seen how white my shirts can be

One more smoke, I'll take just one more sip

Before I wipe your name right off my lips

While I'm counting my regrets

I'm gonna smoke 100 cigarettes

Lord, I smoked 100 cigarettes

Waiting for your call but it ain't come yet

I'm still waiting on your footsteps in my hall

And I'm watching for this ash to fall

And while I'm counting my regrets

I'm gonna smoke 100 cigarettes

And while I'm counting my regrets

I'm gonna smoke 100 cigarettes

Before I see the rising sun

I believe I'll smoke 101