I Want My Mullet Back

Bell bottoms were really cool.

Cuttin' class an' skippin' school.

I 'member packin' that ol' fishin' pole.

Skinny-dippin' at a swimmin' hole.

Back light, red lights an' strobe lights too,

Were all the rage for me an' you.

Only one thing I miss more than that:

I want my mullet back.

I want my mullet back.

My ol' Camero, an' my eight-track.

Fuzzy dice hangin' loose an' proud.

ZZ Top, they're playin' loud.

A simple time, that's what I miss.

Your mini-skirt an' your sweet kiss.

Things are changin' man, an' that's a fact.

I want my mullet back.

Back. Back.

Back. Back.

Back. Back.

I want my mullet back.

My ol' Camero, an' my eight-track.

Fuzzy dice hangin' loose an' proud.

Lynrd Skynrd, they're playin' loud.

A simple time, that's what I miss.

Your mini-skirt an' your sweet kiss.

Things are changin' man, and that's a fact.

I want my mullet back.

I want my mullet back.

My ol' Camero, an' my eight-track.

Fuzzy dice hangin' loose an' proud.

Bob Seger singin' an' I'm out in the crowd.

A simple time, that's what I miss.

Your mini-skirt an' your sweet kiss.

Things are changin' man, and that's a fact.

I want my mullet back.

I want my mullet back.

I want my mullet back.

I want my mullet back.

I want my mullet back.

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