Poster Parent

Who's your favorite person?

And do you know them personally?

Maybe he's a she

And she's a reject, she's just like me

Does it make your bones break

When you're sitting thinking of them?

Does it make your cold heart seize

Again, again, again, again, again?

I've got blu tack on my back

Got it signed with personal thanks

Take it down, you bet, I daren't

I'm hanging over like a poster parent

Wanna know he's mine

And that he'll never cheat on me

'Cuz everywhere I go

His face is all that I can see

Maybe, it's just he's more

Popular than I assumed

Maybe, I'll go one better

I'll get his stone cold heart exhumed right now

Boyfriend, don't try to stop me

Boyfriend, I love you equally

Boyfriend but this is inherent

Boyfriend, I need my poster parent