This Is Fake D.I.Y

This is limited edition

On icky-coloured vinyl in a poster pack

This is....

Get more information send the postcard back

This is....

To get the extra songs buy the 2 cd's

This is....

And collector fever is killing me

Raygun, raygun, do you gotta raygun...

This is funded by a major

But shabbily packaged to pretend that it's cool

This is a fake indie label

Release the records you want but yr under our rule

This is limited edition

With a nice little sticker and a personal number

This is limited edtion

How they sell it so cheap it's no longer a wonder