Me Versus Me

I'm the original B-I-Z

The Emeza-Emeza-Emeza-Emeza-A-Rrah-K-I-E

Everywhere I go, I always G

I'm thinkin somethin that you never could see

Doin the beatbox and the R-A-P

That's why I'm the Inhuman Orchestra, Biz Markie

I'm here just doin my J-O-B

So I can reach the T-O-P

As soon as I get to the T-O-P

Then I will be D-O-N with the E

I rock New Jersey and N.Y.C.

Whether it's at a club or a block party

To my man Capri, Starchild and Brucie Bee

[?], Baby J, and DJ Marty

The title of the song in the place to be

Is not this or that, it's "Me Versus Me"

[Biz Markie beatboxes]

Me versus me

I think it's time to act up and throw a fit

Cause I'm rockin to a beat that just won't quit

This is the real thing, not counterfeit

Cause everything you hear, I'm doin it

The name of a baseball glove is a mitt

And what I need on my BMW is a kit

A preacher preaches from a pulpit

And my man Benny Hill, got a lot of wit

The rhymes that I say are the ultimate

And the way out anywhere is called an exit

A real short play is called a skit

And New Balance sneakers are legit

The past tense for bite, is called a bit

Everywhere that I go, all attention I get

I used to live by the North conduit

The Biz Markie will always make a hit!

This is one thing, that I like to say

This is a different kind of rhythm and rap display

I'm not Frankie Crocker or Lamarr Renee

Cause both of them are radio DJ's

Otis Redding be sittin by the dock of the bay

I'm bound to wreck your body to the break of day

And if you wanna see me at a show, you gotta pay

Cause if you don't you will have, a little delay

Zip-de-doo-dah, zip-de-day

I'm the S-K the B-I-Z the Emezah-A-R-K

And even if I'm buggin on out, around the way

You'll never see me drinkin Tanqueray

Swan, G. Rap, Kane, Shan and Shante

Always been down with the capital J

I got a homeboy by the name of Dr. Bombay

My favorite color - is GREY! Uhh

I can't forget I like reggae

I'm Biz Markie, and my DJ

C-double-O-L V to the break of day

Hold up, bricka-bricka-bay

Rockin to the rhythm, to the break of day

The original B-I-Z, the Emeza-Emeza-A

Best to sing, and appointed rap king, to the break of day

Everywhere I go I like break your way

And it don't matter to me, as long I give you a display

Zip-a-dee-do-dah rock the microphone and you say

The king of romance will like break your day

I'm Biz Mark, I'd like to say okay

And my favorite drink is called OJ

Hippin to hop then to break your way

Listen to me as I rock and I, say okay

To my man Rud and Superlover Cee ay

I rock to the rhythm and oh say okay

Can't forget my man, G-A, U-L

Hold up - it don't matter to me I rock swell

Hold up - you know it's, me, the

Original B-I-Z, the Emeza-A-Rrah-K-I-E

The original with the material and the ladies always know

I'm bound to wreck in like a Lincoln, always steal a show

To kick it with swing, to rock the thing, ha-heh-ha-ha-ha-hee

Known to me as the original B

It don't matter long as I say stuff you see

Kickin records of a rap technique and..

.. down to wreck your body, your moms be freakin

To my man Godfather Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-AHHH!