Tear Shit Up

Huh-huh, uh-huh, yeah, uh-huh

Y`all know, uh-huh, uh, uh-huh

Y`all know, uh, uh uh-huh

Check it out ([Chuck D] "C`mon!")

Don`t go to Getty, go to Exxon

Like "Bonita Applebum," ya gotta put me on

Got good luck like Lucky Charms leprechaun

Can`t believe Freaky Tah and Big L is gone

You think I`m a mailman, well my delivery

Ain`t no other brother like the B-I with the Z

Emezah-A-Rrrah, say K-I with the E

I got mo` rhymes than Muhammad Ali

Not number one but here to have fun

Guaranteed to proceed and get the job done

Y`all, know, my competition is none

Funky funky fresh from the day I begun

You rock with me, you`re guaranteed to have a ball

Got a big belly, over six feet tall

My favorite team is the Vikings when I watch football

Here`s another one to get you off the wall

He`s Biz Markie, as you can see

He came to tear tear tear shit up ("C`mon!")

He`s Biz Markie, as you can see

He came to tear tear tear shit up ("C`mon!")

He`s Biz Markie, as you can see

He came to tear tear tear shit up ("C`mon!")

He`s Biz Markie, as you can see

He came to tear tear tear shit up, up, up ("C`mon!")

Soon to be elected in the Hall of Fame

I rock the microphone, emceeing`s my game

I flip so many styles, my name should be Flipper

On Three`s Company, I wish I was Jack Tripper

Back in the days, I used to eat {?}litina{?}

Back in the days, my sister had a Thumbelina

Back in the days, I liked a girl named Angelina

Back in the days, I wanted to get in between her

My jingle bella, always Roc-A-Fella

Even my acapella will be a best seller

She couldn`t believe what I had achieved

Funky like ring around the collar, doo doo on the sleeves

Enquiring minds always want to know

How did I get my ill freestyle flow?

I just tell `em straight up without no B

Ask me no questions yo, here`s my ID

I`m not Captain Kirk, or Mr. Spock

When I put the party people in a state of shock

I`m like Mark Twain, or Shakespeare

Cause when I`m on the stage, people throw they hands in the air

Wavin `em wild, like in a frenzy

Dog in the house like I`m Spuds McKenzie

I`m just doin it, just rockin the house

Sucker MC`s is spiders or mouse

Comin off the top of my head

I`m not dumb so don`t be misled

When I was young, I never pissed in the bed

Always listened to what my moms and pops said

Love reggae so much, you could call me a dred

Got a big belly so you know I`m well fed

And I`m a lover-lover like my name is Ed

And I`m +2 Awesome+ like K and Teddy Ted