Jack the Stripper / Fairies Wear Boots

Goin' home late last night,

Suddenly I got a fright

Yeah, I looked through a window and surprise what I saw:

Fairy boots are dancin' with a dwarf

All Right Now!

Yeah Fairies wear boots, and you gotta believe me

Yeah, I saw it, I saw it I tell you no lies

Yeah Fairies wear boots and you gotta believe me

I saw it I saw it with my own two eyes

Woah Right Now!

Yeah Fairies wear boots, and you gotta believe me

Yeah, I saw it, I saw it I tell you no lies

Yeah Fairies wear boots and you gotta believe me

I saw it I saw it with my own two eyes

Alright Now!

So I went to the doctor, see what he could give me

He said, "Son, son you've gone too far,

" 'Cos smokin' an trippin' is all that you do." Yeah