Yessireebob

Sittin' on the sofa

Just watchin' TV

Flippin' through the channels

And what do I see?

A swimsuit model

On the Cozumel sand

And some lucky guy

With a towel in his hand

Holdin' it up

As she changes her suit

Gettin' all the best shots

At the photo shoot

How do you get that job?

That's what I want to know

Wherever he went to school

That's where I want to go

Holdin' up that towel

He's got it all figured out, yessireebob

How hard could it be? That's the life for me

How do you get that job?

Well, there's doctors

And lawyers with Ph.D.'s

Who spend half their lives

Just to get their degrees

There's proball players

We can all name

Who spend every wakin' hour

Tryin' to master their game

Then there's the guy with no talent

By the girl with no clothes

On the beach

By the ocean in Mexico

How do you get that job?

That's what I want to know

Wherever he went to school

That's where I want to go

Holdin' up that towel

He's got it all figured out, yessireebob

How hard could it be? That's the life for me

How do you get that job?

How do you get that job?

That's what I want to know

Wherever he went to school

That's where I want to go

Holdin' up that towel

He's got it all figured out, yessireebob

How hard could it be? That's the life for me

How do you get that job?

Hey, that's the life for me, yessireebob

How do you get that job?