Storybook Life

I said to myself "I'm the man, got a pocket full of money"

Certs in my mouth in case my breath is kinda funky

I saw a hottie staring right at me

She kinda looked like the chick that did the video with Tommy Lee

Oh man, is she coming over

I gotta get this show on the road, yeah, yeah, yeah

She said "Where have I seen you before

If you didn't like that one, well I got about twenty more

I need a mac diggity-daddy take me out

And in his caddy we can kick it till the briggity-briggity-break of dawn"

I said this sounds like fun but I ain't with it

But if you're a good boy I just might let you (*cough*)

Hold my hand because I ain't about to Wham-Bam-Thank-You-Ma'am

I hope you understand that

I don't want Britney tonight

And Selma, yeah she's alright

I've seen Buffy and she don't slay me

Cause baby you're just the type

Stay up and talk to all night

Would you be the star in my storybook life

In my storybook life

Yo, I drove her home and she was feeling kinda frisky

I told her nighty-night and then she asked if she could kiss me

She said "Don't you wanna spend the night"

Then she bit me on the ear, felt like I was in a Tyson fight

Oh God, she's losing control now

So I said I just want someone to hold, yeah, yeah, yeah

Mariah, she ain't for me

That brunette on V.I.P.

She don't hold a candle to you

Cause baby you're just the type

Stay up and talk to all night

Would you be the star in my storybook life

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Baby, you're just the type

I can talk to all night

Be the star in my storybook life

Sabrina, Felicity

Meg Ryan, I won't lose sleep

You can keep your Halle Berry

Cause baby you're just the type

For the sure Mrs. Right

Would you be the star in my storybook life

In my storybook life

This is my storybook life