How To Listen, Part 1

This is a how to listen program

How to listen:

Including how not to

How you ought to

And how you won't

Could tell us what Hi-Fi is?

Hi-Fi?

Why Sure!

I think I can tell you what hi-fi is...

What-what-what-what is it?

Hi-fi? Hi-fi? Hi-fi is...

Hi-Fi is sound reproduction

From an instrument that has been specially designed

From the tur-tur-turn table

And-and-and-and-and I saw records made...

Music literally written in wax

[Music Interlude] (Ahhhh-ahhhh-ahhh)

This is a how to listen... program

Including how not to,

How you ought to

And how you won't

How

Furbish wax is put on the tur-tur-turntable

A cutting point called a stylist is adjusted

And everything is ready to record again

The most popular selection ever caught on wax

Well... What would you say to a person like

A do it yourself hi-fi enthusiast like yourself?

Oh-oh-oh-oh it doesnt take much

Only money, A thorough knowledge of electronics

(Ahhhh-ahhhhh-ahhh)

Your wife's threatened to leave you

But, if you want re-re-re-re-real hi-fi!

Eee-ooooooo-eeeeeee

(Real-real-real-real-real-real)

Real hi-fi!

Eeeeee-ooooooooo-eeeeeeeeeee

R-r-r-r-r-r-r-real hi-fi!

Eeeeeee-oooooooooooooo-eeeeeeeeeee

R-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-real hi-fi!