My Dad Says That's for Pussies

Fuck Guns N'Roses without Slash

A real man never uses hair product

Unless he's black

Toilet paper is for queers

Gargling after a blowjob

Is how they make light beer

You can't have no fun with an unloaded gun

My dad says that's for pussies

Ain't gonna lift the seat to wiz

Just cause it's called men's gymnastics doesn't mean it is

This fair trade coffee tastes like gay

Now seems like a good time to out Matthew McConaughey

You can't have no fun with an unloaded gun

My dad says that's for pussies

Libraries

Back-up parachutes and the Versailles treaty

Seat-belts hurricane warnings and

Anti-freeze

Rogaine, helmets, CPR and

Kenny G

Wheelchairs, Ghandi, rehab, braille

And harmonies

John Wayne would never use a surge protector

You can't have no fun with an unloaded gun

My dad says that's for pussies x3