One Way

Ein. Zwei. Drei.

Jimmy Pop's not a pooper not a pauper but a popper

And I got more pop than Orville Redenbacher

And I got more gravy than the whole Gravy Train

When I'm kooky goin' loopy like a man insane

Ha ha I won't be around when the world ends

So the only thing that I recycle is your girlfriend

Aw yeah back to the side I jump up I swing

When I'm usin' Knock 'Em Sock 'Em ya know I'm playin' it to win

The Nina the Pinta the Santa Maria

See you later salamander 'cause I wouldn't want to be ya

I'm a chip I'm a Pringle 'cause you know I gots the flavor

Pop me up in your mouth like I was a LifeSaver

I ain't got no soul but I got more than Don Henley

I'm whiter than Casper but I'm not that friendly

Marco Polo you tried to fly solo

Make your thoughts vocal I'll put ya in a chokehold

One way or another I'm gonna find ya I'm gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha

One way or another I'm gonna find ya I'm gonna getcha I'll getcha

I'm a gangster no I'm a gangster bitch

Your momma gave me head your girlie gave me the itch

So scratch it back the bass beats fast listen to the shotgun blast

In the oven you'll get burned or in the tank that you'll get gassed

Fake oh like Bacos never mistake though

Showin' up painted up fresh from Maaco

Now I'm comin' in on stereo rounder than a Cheerio

Quick to fill your fix and I'm dizzier than a merry-go

Rock this obnoxious I'm truly not nice

'Cause I'm blood suckin' evil like "Muppets On Ice"

Arriba arriba I'm the under achiever

Gonna "Leave It To Beaver" I'm the "Daydream Believer"

I'm like Mothra man with my big wingspan

And you're the motherfuckin' Jap that killed my offspring Chan

I'm a "Menace II Society" gonna fill the prophecy

First I'll drink your Genesee and then I'll take your liberty

One way or another I'm gonna find ya I'm gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha

One way or another I'm gonna find ya I'm gonna getcha I'll getcha

Dii dii mao. You burn village down. You bring family over. We all Wang Chung.

I'm a tarantula tarantula in your Chiquita Chiquita

And when you're peeling back the skin I'm gonna see ya

I'm gonna bite ya I'm gonna bite ya

I'm Jimmy Pop I'll tell you straight up I don't like ya

'Cause I'm cold kickin' lyrics 'til the day I die

Many fail to copy but at least they still try

Bustin' up vocabulary is what I do most

I'm gonna spread your legs like butter and gobble ya up like toast

Ein. Zwei. Drei.

You went for the cherry you went bobbin' for the apple

But the apple it be rotten and you had to eat the scrapple

Scrapple? Pig meat from a pig pen hog leftovers your girlfriend

So I flex to the effects and I don't care what nobody thinks

I'm eatin' all your sherbet and droppin' all your Tiddly Winks

Whoop goes my arm I think it's outta socket

Come over here little girlie I got some candy in my pocket

One way or another I'm gonna find ya I'm gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha

One way or another I'm gonna find ya I'm gonna getcha I'll getcha

One way or another I'm gonna find ya I'm gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha

One way or another I'm gonna find ya I'm gonna getcha I'll getcha