Losing At Loving

I'm not saying

I feel sad about

The way you broke my heart

But the last time that I lost this bet

I had to sell my car

Somebody call me a doctor

Somebody call me a nurse

Losing a game is a cryin' shame

But losing at loving is worse

I'm not saying

I'm depressed about

The way things didn't work out

But the last time that I lost this bet

I had to sell my house

Somebody call me a gypsie

Somebody take off this curse

Losing a game is a cryin' shame

But losing at loving is worse

It's like

Joan of two when ya need three

It's like

Joan of three when ya need a four

It's like

Joan of four when ya need a five

It's like

Being dead when you're still alive

I'm not saying

I've gone mad since you left

I'm not bored enough

But the last time that I lost this bet

I had to sell my little brother

Come on

Somebody call me a preacher

Somebody call me a herse

Losing a game is a cryin' shame

But losing at loving is worse

Oh

Somebody call up St. Peter

You better hurry

Or I might get there first

Losing a game is a cryin' shame

But losing at loving is worse

Oh

Losing at loving is worse