Top Man

This is a public warning

Be careful when you're out

We are having freaky weather

There's a lot of it about

On the terraces is it swinging

He's a monkey on the roof

You've seen him on the telly

So let me introduce you're host tonight

T.o.p.m.a.n.

he's naughty by nature

T.o.p.m.a.n.

on doubles and chasers

T.o.p.m.a.n.

guilette or a razor

T.o.p.m.a.n.

shooting guns on the high street of love

In a crowd it's hard to spot him

But anonymity can cost

He's never cheap or cheerful

He's hugo and he's boss

He's riding through the desert on a camel light

And on a magic carpet he'll fly away tonight

Open sesame

T.o.p.m.a.n.

he's naughty by nature

T.o.p.m.a.n.

on doubles and chasers

T.o.p.m.a.n.

guilette or a razor

T.o.p.m.a.n.

shooting guns on the high street of love

T.o.p.m.a.n.

sees her in double

T.o.p.m.a.n.

then pukes on the pavement

T.o.p.m.a.n.

likes her all clean and shaven

T.o.p.m.a.n.

shooting guns on the high street of love

T.o.p.m.a.n.

he's naughty by nature

T.o.p.m.a.n.

on doubles and chasers

T.o.p.m.a.n.

guilette or a razor

T.o.p.m.a.n.

shooting guns on the high street of love

T.o.p.m.a.n.

shooting guns on the high street of love

T.o.p.m.a.n.

shooting guns on the high street of love