Bob Rivers

Decorations

I I love the colored lights every year

And the way the neighbors stop their cars and stare

I strap a Santa Claus on my roof

Plastic candy canes and reindeer everywhere

I'm stringing up decorations

It's draining the power stations

Fake icicle'll light four nations

Imported from third world nations

I'm stringing up decorations

I'm freaking out fire stations

I'm pumping out radiation

My neighbors are out of patience

"Hey, pal, come on knock it off...It's three in the

morning!"

Got to keep those yuletide decorations up all winter

God appreciates my plugged-in tribute to The Savior

God would love it if I could keep 'em up till well past

Easter

Amen

Good, good, good decorations

I'm putting up a manger station

Three wise men's destination

Nutcrackers in full claymation

Little Drummer Boy animation

Fa-la-la-la-ho ho ho

Good good decorations

I'm stringing up decorations

It's draining the power stations

Fake icicle'll light formations

From third world nations