Karma Is A Female Dog

Well, I tried to write an honest song

About lyin' and gettin' cheated on

And I'll keep it clean cause mama taught me right

Still some of us here in this world

Are too polite and nice'a girls

To say the dapper things here on my mind

Like how he left me like a fool

And that he used a dirty garden tool

And I was just so in love with that Richard-head

So everybody sing along

Cause karma's a female dog

Well, karma, one day's gonna haunt ya

And I wanna see it bite ya

On your behind

So everybody that's been done wrong

Well come on and sing along

Cause karma's a female dog

Well, I'll never say this to his face

I'll just go write it on Myspace

And pray that it's a hit on radio

But I thought all you girls should know

That he's a no good donkey hole

And I'm gonna do what he did done to me

That piece that starts with an "s" and ends with a "hit"

How did he inspire this family fun and cuss free therapy

For everybody to sing along

Cause karma's a female dog

Well it don't matter anymore

Cause my fine behind has hit the door

The same one someone else is chasin' now

And he'll come runnin' back so fast

And I'll tell him to kiss my

And ask me if I really ever cared

And he'll be sayin

Karma, one day's gonna haunt ya

And I wanna see it bite ya right on your

Back-stabbin', no good cheatin', left me cryin' with your leavin'

L-L-Lyin' when you said you were really good in be--

Everybody that's been done wrong

Well come on and sing along

Cause karma's a female dog

Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na

Yeah, karma's a female dog