Lady In The Jaguar

It was late one night in the 4-0-4

I was gone off that water chillen on the front porch

I was lean back laxin in puffin on some swag

When this bitch came up in a tight ass jag

She pulled right in the driveway bumpin' Clint Black

We she stepped to the ride i had to take a step back

She had long blonde hair and an ass that wouldnt quit

Titties fallen all out becuz her shirt didnt fit

Started walkin up to me and she dropped the keys

Kneeled down to pick 'em up and all i saw was g-string

Pussy lips hangin' out and it was the shit

Now im sprung on a bitch in a XJ6

Hey lady in the Jaguar

How'd you get you so much money

What u doin' out here, down there, 'roud here

Hey lady in the Jaguar

Who u trying to impress

What u doin' out here, down there, 'roud here

(2x)

It was jumpin' down town on a Saturday night

I was wipin' car windows on the corner street light

She was parlayin' on a money green Jaguar

She locked the door

Now whatcha' do that for?

I could see she had a dead fox chillin on her shoulder

Blonde highlighted hair her face a little older

I knocked on the windshield and kissed the glass

I think I probably scared a dune out of her ass

But she peeled my wig back and offered me a ride

Smiled at a Juggalo and told me "get inside"

Im like, "hell yeah bitch, you old rich freak"

I went to get in she peeled off and ran over my feet

Hey lady in the Jaguar

How'd you get you so much money

What u doin' out here, down there, 'roud here

Hey lady in the Jaguar

Who u trying to impress

What u doin' out here, down there, 'roud here

(2x)

O shit, who that?..rollin' down the block

Another closet smoker lookin' for some rock

The Jag pulled up and the window rolled down

"I'm lookin for the infamous Shagg The Clown"

I tried to say "what up" but before i had the chance

I seen her camel toes trying to push through her pants

So i said "come here bitch" she said "What fo'"

She grabbed me by the pants and open up the door'

She pulled out her titties said she likes kinky stuff

If i wanted the neden I had to put on these handcuffs

She cuff me to the seat "A yo' what the hell"

She said "I'm taking u in for jumpin' your bell"

Hey lady in the Jaguar

How'd you get you so much money

What u doin' out here, down there, 'roud here

Hey lady in the Jaguar

Who u trying to impress

What u doin' out here, down there, 'roud here

(2x)

How'd u get you so much money

Who you trying to impress

(2x)