Uncle Sam Goddamn

Ah, the name of this song is Uncle Sam goddamn

It's a show tune but the show ain't been written for it yet

We're gonna see if Tony Jerome and the band can maybe work this shit out for

me

And straighten me out right quick

I like it so far man

...Yeah, come on, lets go

Welcome to the United Snakes

Land of the thief home of the slave

Grand imperial guard where the dollar is sacred and proud

Lets do this shit for real, come on now

Smoke and mirrors, stripes and stars

Stolen for the cross in the name of God

Bloodshed, genocide, rape and fraud

Written to the pages of the law good lord

The Cold Continent latch key child

Ran away one day and started acting foul

King of where the wild things are daddy's proud

cos the Roman Empire done passed it down

Imported and tortured a work force

and never healed the wounds or shook the curse off

Now the grown up Goliath nation

Holdin open auditions for the part of David, can you feel it?

Nothing can save ya, you question the reign

You get rushed in and chained up

Fist raised but I must be insane

cos I can't figure a single goddamn way to change it

Welcome to the United Snakes

Land of the thief home of the slave

The grand imperial guard where the dollar is sacred and power is God