I Saw An X-Ray Of A Girl Passing Gas

Ten foot tall and the nurse stuck a needle in my arm

Well Uncle Doc's nurse use a needle with ungodly charm

Walkin' down the hall the dentist LOOMED through the door

I Saw an X-Ray of a girl passing gas

The one shot theory got a query things got rolling at last

Hey, HEY hey daddy, why die in the war

Jesus Hitler Buddha Santa Mary Klaus Barbie (Rice Bore?)

Well Death got arrested and the sky was the ocean that day

Words got twisted and history didn't know what to say

God dog sex death life and now I'm feeling old

These images were conjured up by talking on the telephone

I Saw an X-Ray of a girl passing gas

Oh my God it seems like just the other day

But it might have been one hundred years before

And I know there is no other way

We only have to wonder what it's for