Everybody Eats When They Come To My House

Have a banana, Hannah

Try the salami, Tommy

Give with the gravy, Davy

Everybody eats when they come to my house

Have a tomato, Plato

Here's cacciatore, Dorie

Have some baloney, Tony

Everybody eats when they come to my house

I'll fix your favorite dishes

Hopin' this good food will fills ya

Stand in kitchen alone, work my fingers to the bone

You better eat if it kills ya

Pass me a pancake, Mandrake

Have an hors-d'oeuvre-y, Irvy

Look in the fendel, Mendel

Everybody eats when they come to my house

Mendel, Irvy, Mandrake, Tony, Dora, Johny

Everybody eats when they come to my house

Pastafazoola, Talullah

Do have a bagel, Fagel

Don't be so bashful, Nashville

Everybody eats when they come to my house

This is a party, Marty

Now don't be so picky, Micky

You get the cherry, Jerry

Everybody eats when they come to my house

All of my friends are welcome

Don't try me coax me, you moax you

Eat the tables, the chairs, the napkins, who cares?

You better eat if it chokes you

for Franky

Chile con carne for Barney

Everybody eats when they come to my house

Barney, Bobby, Franky, Jerry, Mickey, Tony

Almost catch with their feet under my table

They eat just as much as they're able

'Cause everybody eats when they come to my house