Italian Leather Sofa

She doesn't care

Whether or not he's an island.

She doesn't care,

Just as long as his ship's coming in.

She doesn't care

Whether or not he's an island.

If they laugh, they make money.

He's got a gold watch.

She's got a silk dress

And healthy breasts

That bounce on his Italian leather sofa.

She doesn't care

Whether or not he's a good man.

She doesn't care,

Just as long as she still has her friends.

She doesn't care

Whether or not he's an island.

If they laugh, they make money.

He's got a gold watch.

She's got a silk dress

And healthy breasts

That bounce on his Italian leather sofa.

She's got a serrated edge

That she moves back and forth.

It's such a simple machine.

She doesn't have to use force.

When she gets what she wants

She puts the rest on a tray

In a zip-loc bag.

She's got a serrated edge

That she moves back and forth.

It's such a simple machine.

She doesn't have to use force.

When she get what she wants

She puts the rest on a tray

In a zip-loc bag in the freezer.

She doesn't care

Whether or not he's an island.

She doesn't care,

Just as long as his ship's coming in.

She doesn't care

Whether or not he's an island.

If they laugh, they make money.

He's got a gold watch.

She's got a silk dress

And healthy breasts

That bounce on his Italian leather sofa.