Loser

It's better to lose on love

Than love a loser like me

Deliver pizzas in my mom's car

I moonlight DJ at the booby bar

I play a mean air guitar

Pantera karaoke superstar

I met my girlfriend on the Internet

She's a model, drives a red Corvette

I haven't seen her in person yet

But she sends me dirty picture texts

It's a crazy world

And I can't believe my luck

I'm like a blind squirrel

That somehow finds a nut

They say, easy come is easy go

And the best things in life are free

I hope she can't see…

That it's better to lose on love

Than love a loser like me

She's half-Italian and she's half-Chinese

We're needing money at the Chuck E. Cheese

Fifty tokens for some skee ball, please

I'm raining tickets on them double D's

A little pizza and a moonlight swim

We're skinny dippin' on a lovers whim

I'm not the kind of guy to bag a ten

I can't believe I get to meet the twins

It's a crazy world

And I can't believe my luck

I'm like a blind squirrel

That somehow found a nut

They say, easy come is easy go

And the best things in life are free

I hope she can't see…

That it's better to lose on love

Than love a loser like me

Yea, it's better to lose on love

Than love a loser like me

It's getting hot and heavy, I can tell

I took her straight to the motel

And put my mullet in a ponytail

It's a crazy world

And I can't believe my luck

I'm like a blind squirrel

That somehow found a nut

They say, easy come is easy go

And the best things in life are free

I hope she can't see…

That it's better to lose on love

Than love a loser like me

Yea, it's better to lose on love

Than love a loser like…

She loves a loser like me