Think I'm Crazy

I want to know who you are but you seem very nice

So will you talk to me?

Shall I tell you a story? Shall I tell you a treat?

They think I'm crazy, They don't understand how I feel

See, it started off as just a simple conversation I gave her

The name of my record company, (Oh you're a singer)

I said my name's Chamillionaire and I'm a rap entertainer

(Oh you that guy they talking bout when they be whispering, ain't cha

Bring your name up when they talking and say money will change ya

I heard a lot about how you can't deal with your anger

Heard the rumors how your always in trouble or danger

Not gotta judge you if it's true, there's no need to explain sir

You do have a right to be, you seem like your nice to me

I'm bout to order me another drink, yeah would you like a seat?)

I tell the bartender same Hennesey on ice for me

Her drink starts emptying while she's spilling out her life to me

Telling me about her goals and how successful she would like to be

And invite me to a session of her life and she

Seems so damn innocent but something isn't right to me

She pulls out her picture phone "I got pictures, would you like to see?"

I'm thinking she gotta be friendly as hell

Giving a soul to me, it's like an identity sell

We never met is the story that my memory tells

Telling me tales like she doesn't handle Hennesey well

Getting into it, getting intimate and into details

See, I just met you and you showing me your kids

"Who said I had any kids? I didn't bring up no kids"

Then who's in this picture, "Man, let you show you just who it is"

I want to know who you are but you seem very nice

So will you talk to me?

Shall I tell you a story? Shall I tell you a treat?

They think I'm crazy, They don't understand how I feel

Umm, I don't remember her name but she look like an angel

She wasn't from here, I knew she didn't hang a

Round this part of the hood but hey the story gets stranger

Cause this stranger was stranger than I could explain you see

She said she wasn't married but the ring on her finger

Told me she was lying and using the same uhh

Game I use on women so I couldn't even blame her

Spitting the game I spit to 'em when I'm trying to bang her

(I bump into this guy, he told me that he used to know you

He told me about the loyalty and love he used to show you

He said what he said with a passion like it was so true

Wouldn't take advantage of the fact that the listeners didn't really know you)

There's pictures in my pocketbook, almost got it, I'll show you

She digs in her purse and while she fumbles around

I find that photo, I'm like "Oh no there's some trouble in town"

I turn around as these two officers is coming in now

They walk in real suspicious and come and sit down

So close, I can see they barrels of the guns to the ground

So close that they can listen to either one of us now

We turn back around and she says no need for whispering

Then she tells me that (I don't really give a damn whose listening

Try to make it last a long time was my mission

And he kept on tripping and then I got pissed at him

Hit 'em with my fist and my punches were never missing him)

I want to know who you are but you seem very nice

So will you talk to me?

Shall I tell you a story? Shall I tell you a treat?

They think I'm crazy, They don't understand how I feel

Okay, let's get this straight, your man cheated on you and now

You talking to a perfect stranger like it's making you proud

And the rest of this conversation she just telling me how

It wasn't her boyfriend in the pic but a familiar smile

She said (pictures can be deceiving like she knew he was foul

Look closer, you'll see a coward who uses his smile as power

Fleeing the smoke strength, couldn't stand it another hour

So she did what she did then she went to go take a shower)

Damn what do you mean? ( couldn't tell you that I missing him)

I don't understand what your saying, how did you get rid of him?

She dissing him, as I ask her what it is she did to him

She stops, Ay keep talking I'm listening

(I don't wanna tell about the images I'm picturing)

Henny spilling then she tell me (For real and

I got the feeling of what I'm feeling is that I wanted to kill him)

Something's wrong here and I know just who is the villian

Her voice was getting louder, the moral is getting clearer

The officers is looking at us and I can tell they can hear her

Told me (It was protection, Reached for it in the stash)

The plastic is what she grabbed and she put it right on his ass

Bust it before the blast, she thought she was free at last

Baby I think you crazy, Sorry I'm pressing for time

I gotta go grind, time's been interesting

Now I'm sweating and stressing, this girl's got me guessing

That this conversation is some type of evil confession

She pulls a clearer picture, it's my damn ex-best friend

How you know him? She told me she was with him at his house

Watching movies on Sundays when they be chilling

And that's exactly the day that the hospital came to get him

The feeling was the worst feeling that she could possibly be feeling

Stood up and then I yelled out "Why in the hell did you kill him?"

I didn't kill him, I have AIDS, he had sex with 'em and that's crazy