Arkansas

Far, far down Arkansas

There lived a squatter with a stubborn jaw

His nose was droopy red and his whiskers grey

He could fiddle all the night and all the day

Came a traveller down a road

Ask if he could find an inn

Can I find an inn?

C'mon, can I find an inn?

Far, far down Arkansas

Here come a government man talkin' to my pa

He told 'im uh, I gots to go to school

I gotta learn to be a gosh darn fool

Far, far down Arkansas

I was a squatter with a stubborn jaw

My nose is droopy red an' my whiskers grey

'Cause the Magical Mystery Tour has taken me away

Has taken me away

Far an' far down Arkansas

I was my mother and I was my pa

A gov'ment man and a-whiskey still too

And everywhere I'm a-lookin' at you

Far an' far down Arkansas

Are you stubborn look at your droopin' jaw?

Look at your droopin' jaw

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