Reality TV

searching for 15 minutes of fame

you can feed me shit

staple my stomach, walk on glass

i'll take any risk

i'm so desperate i'll do anything

as long as people see my face

for 500 grand and a prime time spot

anyone's ass i'll kiss.

reality tv - put a camera on me

reality tv - plastic surgery

reality tv - show me something sick

reality tv - you know it's all a trick

put me on an island

with a bunch of hicks

i'll sleep in the rain

feed me bugs and drop me from the sky

just remember my name

wanna be actors looking for thrills

maybe if i win then i can pay these bills

reality tv it's all a scam -

change me from a girl into a man.

wanna be actors looking for thrills

how much longer until you get your fill?