He Don't Do Bars Anymore

All the boys he played cards with

Couldn't wait til he came

But they haven't seen him

Since I got his last name

He plays at home now

And he always wins

Those swingin' doors

Don't do nothin' for him

Cause he don't do bars anymore

That ol' jukebox

Don't turn him on like before

We dance to our radio

On our own hardwood floor

No he don't do bars anymore

He used to sit on a barstool

Keepin' sad company

Now he lays on the couch

And he watches TV

When he's wrapped up in my arms

He knows what he's found

So don't bother askin'

For him to come 'round

Cause he don't do bars anymore

That ol' jukebox

Don't turn him on like before

We dance to our radio

On our own hardwood floor

No he don't do bars anymore

No he don't do bars anymore