Fashion Rules

Fashion rules

You fashion people in your camouflage wear

You think you're really quite out there

But the fashions you wear, aren't so cool

You really should go back your Old Skool

And Martine hides behind those stripes

The T-shirts, yeah, that's what she likes

Nicking off with logo's at Cartier

The grand Mister D or Charlie some say

Dress up dummies for a little while

Crash the crash party in real Chicks style

Karl and his lens, like to watch

King of the thing, but we don't give ah

Gucci's got the monopoly, fifty handbags

It's victim luxury, Voguefied in 0-1

Enough with that fake, it's said and done

Fashion is for fashion people

It's hard to be cool if

You don't follow these rules

Fashion is for fashion people

Get out there now and break the rules

Bless the dress, you're outta style

You're a brainwash victim for a while

Off with their heads is what we say

Marie-Antoinette, it's the only way

You're a model and you walk the beat

They even told you what to eat

Bacteria inbred in fashion schools

Get out there now and break the rules

Fashion is for fashion people

It's hard to be cool if

You don't follow these rules

Fashion is for fashion people

Get out there now and break the rules