Melissa Louise

Gonna bake a cake

As fast as I can

Gonna use your socks

To butter the pan

Ain't seen you for two weeks

I hate it when I have to wait, girl,

I'm glad you're not exactly like me

You're as whatever as I wish I could be

I freaked you when I said my lucky number

Was the number eight the difference

There is between the two

Could fit underneath a hoof and shoe

I ain't so good with my analogies

Melissa Louise and me

I need a holiday

To get my smirk back

A week of sunning

And a three day cat nap

I'd rather be with you

I hope there's nothing wrong with that

I'm coming out there,

Snow sleet, rain or hail

I'm coming out there,

I don't need no seat sale

You don't gotta clean,

I ain't allergic to your cat

The difference there is

Between the two could fit

Underneath a hoof and shoe

I ain't so good with my analogies

Melissa Louise and me

Melissa Louise and me

The difference there is

Between the two could fit

Underneath a hoof and shoe

I ain't so good with my analogies

Melissa Louise and me

Melissa Louise and me