Middle America Saturday Night

Thank god it's a Saturday night

Down by the riverside.

Cheerleaders in the back of the bed

With them tailgates down.

Speakers up and the radio on

Don't matter who's singing a song.

Country music or Rock'n'Roll-

We'll play it all night long.

Just raising a little hell.

Ain't nobody went to jail.

Oooh, all the stories we could tell...

Long-legged blond in the pale moonlight

Probably caused a friendly fight,

That's what you get when you hang with them

Girls of summer.

Big time dreams and small town nights.

Hank Jr. and Fred Dust saved our lives

Smack dab in the middle of a middle

American Saturday night.

Tammy painted a heart on a sign that says:

"Bobby Joe 'till the day I die."

She thinks he's gonna settle down

But she's wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong

'Cuz Bobby Joe's looking out for the sheriff

He's riding high on an oil derrick

And he yells

"I ain't comin' down 'till you play my favorite song."

Well, I was on the roof of my car

Playing my air guitar

And nobody could tell me I wasn't born to be a star.

Long-legged blond in the pale moonlight

Probably caused a friendly fight,

That's what you get when you hang with them

Girls of summer.

Big time dreams and small town nights.

Hank Jr. and Fred Dust saved our lives

Smack dab in the middle of a middle

American Saturday night.

Just raising a little hell.

Ain't nobody went to jail.

Oooh, all the stories we could tell...

Long-legged blond in the pale moonlight

Will probably caused a friendly fight,

That's what you get when you hang with them

Girls of summer.

Big time dreams and small town nights.

Hank Jr. and Fred Dust saved our lives.

Smack dab in the middle of a middle

American Saturday night.

Long-legged blond in the pale moonlight

Probably caused a friendly fight,

That's what you get when you hang with them

Girls of summer.

Big time dreams and small town nights.

Johnny Cash and Kid Rock saved our lives.

Smack dab in the middle of a middle

American Saturday night

Middle American Saturday...

Oh

An American Saturday night

Yeah

Ohoooo