Old 45's

Dudes just step to ya with a corny line

Asking for your name, saying what's your sign?

You turn around like boy quit talking to me

He could pick you up in a limousine

You'd look back like whachu mean

Just worried about more important things

Boys are non-committal

Always in the middle

It bothers you a little

Bothers you a little

Why can't we be like Mom & Dad?

You don't wanna settle

Didn't you get the memo

You only get a date if you're walking in stilettos

This is enough to drive you mad

(3x)

If you think romance is dead and gone

Find an old jukebox full of 45's

Pop a nickel in it and it all comes back

Write her up, maybe out of touch

You only see schmucks

And you've really had enough

It's not adding up and you just don't understand

Straight shooter, he's a straight shooter

Cut to the chase and he asked if he could do her

PS he had a ring on his left hand

Boys are non-committal

Always in the middle

It bothers you a little

It bothers you a little

Why can't we be like Mom & Dad?

Don't wanna settle

Didn't you get the memo

You only get a date if you're walking in stilettos

This is enough to drive you mad

(2x)

If you think romance is dead and gone

Find an old jukebox full of 45's

Pop a nickel in it and it all comes back to me