If It Is to Be, It Is Up to Me

If it is to be, it is up to me [repeats]

And as we sail, blows wild the gale

And as we sail, blows wild the gale

If it is to be, it is up to me [repeats]

Sweet flows the water

Yellow as royal piss

Speech turns to stammer

Your lips are too tight to kiss

I've never seen rabbits

Looking as scared as this

And as we sail, blows wild the gale

If it is to be, it is up to me [repeats]

And as we sail, blows wild the gale

And as we sail, blows wild the gale

If it is to be, it is up to me [repeats]

A five times champion

Wouldn't row as fast

Caught in the eddies

Between future and past

Blowing a hurricane

From the Royal arse

And as we sail, blows wild the gale

If it is to be, it is up to me [repeats]

And as we sail, blows wild the gale

And as we sail, blows wild the gale