Armageddon Down

Eve and Adams apple pie was the start of our creation

and Beegeesus was brought to life by the holy masturbation

Josef and Mary Christmas mess gave birth to the son of a bitch

and the three wise guys they came along to make Beegeesus rich

Old grandpa Satan went to Helen then he took her right back

he said i'm gonna get on down with it and make this lady fat

he committed the act of godomy with this satanic nun

and out came a child all wet and wild call Belsebubblegum

Some saints are and some saints ain't by far as sane as me

Some saints are and some saints ain't by far as sane as me

Armageddon with it, Armageddon down with it

Beegeesus turned water into wine and then he made a deaf man blind

he fed the mass with fish and bread and then five thousand people said

bread is bread but whale ain't fish how you gonna get it on my dish

I don't know Beegeesus said let's eat something else instead

Chorus

Beegeesus and Belsebubblegum are money takers

the cheapest kind of holy rollercoaster bookie makers

so Judas kiss my ass goodbye and leave your sins behind

Beegeesus please do something good and pass me down the wine

Chorus