How Do You Milk A Cow

Yeah, I was always the lazy one, a Southern Californian

But I've got some kinfolk on the Mason-Dixon line

So this summer just for fun, hopped in my DeLorean

And headed for my uncle's farm for a short time

I thought that I would be huntin' and fishin'

I misunderstood him somehow

So far there's nothin' but chores here to mention

I didn't mind feedin the sows

But how do you milk a cow?

How do you milk a cow?

I wasn't in FFA

This cow must think I'm crazy

Up under it this way

I'm sittin' here a pullin'

But there ain't nothin' comin' out

Oh, E I E I O, how do you milk a cow?

Yeah, I love it here in Tennessee but these farmers all make fun of me

Can't haul much hay in a tiny sports car

So I got myself a 4 wheel drive, learned to spotlight deer at night

And I've got shearin' sheep right down to an art

One thing's for sure, I hate shovelin' manure

It gets all over my overalls

Them horses need shoein', I hear Bessie mooin'

So I thought maybe I'd ask you all

How do you milk a cow?

How do you milk a cow?

I think it's safe to say

A man could get arrested for this in L.A.

This Heifer must be empty

'Cause she ain't puttin' out

Oh, E I E I O

Tell me, how do you milk a cow

{This song is absolutely an udder disaster

I hope I don't get mad cow diease}

How do you milk a cow?

I no longer care

I'm gettin sick

And tired of smellin' dairy air

I'm headin' back to Cali

And I'm turnin' in my plow

Oh, E I E I O, how do you milk a cow?