I Love Nascar

We got owners, favorite drivers

Boy, that Tony Stewart's a whiner

And we got rookies, advertisers

Like, let's say, "Havoline, Target, Sharpie, Caterpillar

Nextel, Mountain Dew, Dupont, Lowe's, Home Depot

Kodak, M and M's, UPS, Tide, Alltel, Gillette

Kelloggs, Viagra, Dewalt, and Budweiser"

But the trophy girls still have my favorite parts

Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, I love Nascar

We got cautions, we got pitstops

You can't hear a dang thing once the flag drops

And poor Kyle Petty, an' Swervin' Marlin

Are gonna find it tough to beat Mark Martin

'Cause that Viagra car is always driven hard

Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, I love Nascar

I love Nascar, it's my kind of race

Just watchin' Jeff Gordon plow up a wall

Puts a smile on Dale Jr.'s face

No caviar, it's beer and Mopar

Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, I love Nascar

I like short tracks, you'll see more wrecks

And about a million screamin' rednecks

And ol' Jeff Burton, ha, an' poor Mike Skinner

Well, they've done forgot what it's like to be a winner

And Ken Schrader still ain't sure who his sponsors are

Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, I love Nascar

{Hey, that was a close one up there fellas

I about got into one there

I might pull over right up here next pitstop

I want you to get two right front tires

I need a wedge on the left side

Get this windsheild cleaned, get on the gas.

And if you don't care, hand me a pair of underwear

I have messed all in my drawers very well}

I like football

(I like football)

I like my wrestlin'

I like a good game of air hockey

I like some ping-pong now an' then

How about you, Toby?

I love Nascar, it's my kind of race

Just to see Big E back on the track

Would put a smile on every face

No one drove a car, quite like Earnhardt

Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, I love Nascar

Vroom, vroom, vroom

Gentlemen, start your engines

I love Nascar