Only 364 Shopping Days 'til Christmas

Only 364 more shopping days 'til Christmas

The kids have already started making out their wish list

All of those brand new toys they opened up this morning

Should come with a warning, soon becomes old and boring

Back to the malls there's not one second to waste

Use Grandma's car and get a handicapped parking space

There's only 364 more shopping days 'til Christmas

Ho, ho, ho, no here we go again

Only 364 more shopping days 'til Christmas

Manger scenes are on sale, get a free baby Jesus

So many gifts to buy, so little cash to spend

The second to spend, the second that it ends, it starts all over again

Might as well leave the tree up and the lights right where they are

It may seem far away but it's really not that far

There's only 364 more shopping days 'til Christmas

Ho, ho, ho, no here we go again

I say that's 364 days times 24 hours

4 times 4 is 16, 4 times 6 is 24 plus 1 is 25

4 times 3 is 12 plus 4 is 14, drop the zeros down

2 times 4 is 8, 2 times 6 is 12 plus 2 is 12

2 times 3 is 6 plus 7, drop the zero, that's 6

8 plus 5 is 13, 14 times 2 is 7, 7 plus 1

That's 8736 hours to Christmas

My gosh that ain't much time

I think I' better go, I think that was right

Only 364 more shopping days 'til Christmas

I can't believe how little stress-free time that gives us

The credit's all been maxed out but there's still layaway

Start now and you might pay it off before the holiday

Scratch out those names, we can re-use those Christmas cards

Save the wrapping paper and keep the snow chains on the tires

There's only 364 more shopping days 'til Christmas

Ho, ho, ho, no here we go again

Blow blow blow and lots of dough

Ho, ho, ho, no here we go again