Wife Naggin'

She bosses me around dang near all of the time

She may be my wife but I won't kiss her big behind

No matter how much she whines

Now I've been working hard for way too long

If you think I'm walking the dog taking out the trash

Trimming out the hedges or cleaning out the garage, you're wrong

It's your time to mow the lawn

Praise the Lord I'm going fishin'

It's the only cure for my mental condition

One of these days I'm gonna send her a packin'

I'm sick and tired of my wife naggin'

Feels like forever since I've seen any action

I bet Delilah [Incomprehensible] to Samson

Not the night I'm crampin'

That's right I said crampin'

I'm gonna die for sure from malnutrition

'Cause she won't step one foot in our kitchen

Ain't no wonder I fell off the wagon

I'm sick and tired of my wife naggin'

I forgot our anniversary and I'm really sorry

You're sure it's today I thought it was tomorry

Oh she is gonna kill me

Oh honey please don't kill me

Divorce court let's make a reservation

Maybe then I'll get some rest and relaxation

For now the neighbor's couch is where I'l be crashin'

I'll stay away from my wife's naggin'

I may be overweight

But at least my breasts ain't a saggin'

I'm sick and tired of my wife naggin'