What Would A Wookie Do?

Two Oaken Doors

Open two Floors

Imported marble

Victorian drawers

They go betweens

Bucolic scenes

Machiavellian and all the lesser name schemes

Greyhounds and rabbits

Go round and round

But everybody scatters

When the Hindenburg goes down!

Robber-Baroness-es

Carpet-baggers-ese

But honestly speaking, now

We all got the same disease

[Chorus]

I'm afraid the party's canceled

The servants never showed

All the world was pranceful

Of this foreboding note

Force gettin' ready

Man, we get too much

All the world suffers

The Wookie's wicked clutch

[Verse 2]

The Theocrats

With cricket bats

Hasbollat of love to give ya

Never take it back

A graver danger

You bounce and rape her

Madula-oblingata go

I'll see you all later

Our fist is draggin'

One leg behind

And when the trap is sprung

The Warrior loses his mind

Assassins trippin'

High on Hashesh

But honestly speaking, now,

We all need the same relief

One day or another kid

Our world will be gone

One Day or another kid

Our death will be done

(X2)

General Quarters

You have your orders

Invisible Free-Masonry

Incoming mortars

The fly is landing

And are demanding

Keep on firing until

The last man standing

Stock cars and habits

Go round and round

But everybody scatters

When the Stock Market goes down

Robber-Baroness-es

Carpet-baggers-ese

But honestly speaking, now

We all got the same disease

[Chorus 2]

I'm afriad the hunt's been canceled

The game never showed

And all the trees were pranceful

Of this foreboding note

Force gettin' ready

Man, we get too much

All the world suffers

The Wookie's wicked clutch