The greatest Cockney Rip Off

It was the greatest cockney rip off (4x)

I'd like to thank my mum and dad

They gave me the best time that I ever had

And my mates that believed me when I was at school

I had the last laugh, Up You All!

It was the greatest cockney rip off (4x)

Why'd I pay to get on the bus

Who drives around with the companies trust

We all know that we're the best

So drop the press and all the rest!

It was the greatest cockney rip off (4x)

Maybe it's because i'm a Londoner

That I love London town

Oi! ya has-been

How ya goin me ol' china

Well in order mate innit

This firm and me pal(?)

It was the greatest cockney rip off (7x)

It was the greatest cockney rip off of all!