Armageddon

And then the lights came on

In the middle of the night

What I should do with my life

How I should spend my time

I'll be a stock broker and get me a wife

Have the diamonds cut

Have the diamonds

Let's all gather at Time Square

And lets all say a prayer

To Walter Disney and Mike Tyson

At Madison Square Garden

And the lights came on

In the middle of the night

What I should do with my life

How I should spend my time

I'll be a stock broker and get me a wife

Have the diamonds cut

Have the diamonds

And Jesus said they're a girl's best friend

And hell they'll last forever

And Jesus said now take her hand

And raise this harlot's bastard sun

And the lights came on

In the middle of the night

What I should do with my life

How I should spend my time

I'll be a stock broker and get me a wife

Have the diamonds cut

Have the diamonds

And afterwards we'll all go to hell

When the money's all spent

When the money's all gone

There'll be a place for us in Heaven's gate

Waiting for us on lay away

And then the lights came on

In the middle of the night

What I should do with my life

How I should spend my time

I'll be a stock broker and get me a wife

Have the diamonds cut

Have the diamonds

And oh what a pity the world's not white

And oh what a shame I don't have blue eyes

God must have been a color blind

If I made the world it would be all white

And oh what a pity the world's not white

And oh what a shame I don't have blue eyes

God must have been a color blind

If I made the world it would be all white