Japan

Life is like a rollercoaster

It does flips and throws you over

Board your ship that's going nowhere

If you stop, you'll end up somewhere

Everybody wants to go to Japan

Everybody wants to go to Japan

Everybody wants to go to Japan

Everybody, just hold hands

Now everybody wants to go to Californ-i-a

To live their life on a sunny day

Dreaming of someone else's wife and kids (kids and wife)

But they'll be bringing you the same old shit (strife)

Everybody wants to go to Japan

Everybody wants to go to Japan

Everybody wants to go to Japan

Everybody, just hold hands.

Everyone wants to go to Jamaica

Queens in drag will surely fake ya

Take you home, and then they'll rape you

But you like it, so say "Thank you"

Everybody wants to go to Japan

Everybody wants to go to Japan

Everybody wants to go to Japan

Everybody, just hold hands.

Everybody wants to go to Iraq

But once they go, they don't come back

Bringing peanut butter jelly and other snacks

We might have our freedom, but we're still on crack.

Everybody wants to go to Japan

Everybody wants to go to Japan

Everybody wants to go to Japan

Everybody just hold hands.

Everybody just hold hands.

Everybody just hold hands.

Everybody just hold hands.

Everybody just hold hands...