This Is Your Captain Calling

Just a few words to the top of the tower

Just a few minutes to build up the power

Check all the gauges and turn on the dials

Get all the passengers out of the aisles.

And I'm going to send a message on the speakers

I'm going to send you all insane.

This is your captain calling

This is your captain calling

To tell you I'm out of my brain again

This is your captain calling

And if you think we're falling

You're perfectly right

And I'd be delighted if any of you could give us a hand

And land the plane.

Hope you don't think this is some kind of plot

Lately I found I've been drinking a lot

Problems at home that have been driving me mad

A couple of drinks and I don't feel so bad.

And up in the sky the clouds are all going find me

And up in the sky it's duty free.

This is your captain speaking

This is your captain speaking

To tell you I'm out of my brain again

This is your captain speaking

And if you think I'm freaking

You're perfectly right

And I'd be delighted if any of you could give us a hand

And land the plane.

This is your captain calling

This is your captain calling

To tell you I'm out of my brain again

This is your captain calling

And if you think we're falling

You're perfectly right

And I'd be delighted if any of you could give us a hand

And land the plane.

This is your captain speaking

This is your captain speaking

To tell you I'm out of my brain again

This is your captain speaking

And if you think I'm freaking

You're perfectly right

And I'd be delighted if any of you could give us a hand

And land the plane.