Diggin'

hes got a back hoe its caterpillar yeller

hes a heller rockafeller with drink a story teller

with a DUI hes illegal to drive

but he legally drinks and gets illegally high

then one night while hes up in the sky

he looked at that back hoe ask himself why not

im gonna drive that thing its a loop hole man

this DUI don't contain

im gonna drive it to the bar down on main street now

hes diggin

gotta hot little honey hangin outta that cab

diggin

got the windows tented and a base tune hittin it

diggin

creeper past the po po incognito like joe dirt

thats how hes livin lifes a garden man

and hes just diggin

hes wearin a cat hat with a meow meow kitty

rolls up in the club pimpin like Denny

with tha beer trippin just sippin ol sud

puttin the shots back trippin with with a bud

hes was 10 beers in about 12 o clock

but to all the girls whos startin to flock

he said hey ladies time to go home

we cant stay here who wants to go

about then the vala pulled that back hoe up now

hes diggin

got 3 little honeys hangin outta that cab

diggin

got the windows tented and a base tune hittin like

diggin

creeper past the po po incognito like joe dirt

thats how hes livin lifes a garden man

and hes just diggin

was about 2:35 around 2:45

he was tryin to find his address 2:55

he was drunk as a skunk and high as a kite

swervin right and left when they flipped the blue lights

trooper said boy i aint tryin to be hatin

but your operatin intoxicatin violatin every bit of the law

he said officer no im just

diggin

look at all them honeys hangin outta that cab

diggin

with the windows tented and a base tune hittin like

diggin

beggin yo yo po po you gotta let me go yo like joe dirt

thats how hes livin lifes a garden man

and hes just diggin

yo yo po po ya gotta let me go yo

yo yo po po ya gotta let me go yo

come on now officer

ya know im just tryin to make it home

i dont mean to cause no problems

but i got all these girls i gotta get em home safe

thats what any ol country boy would do

i promise im going home right now

just let me come on now

everythings gonna be fine

we just out here diggin a lil bit

dig ha ha ha ha ha