Heavens Mister Evans

Gareth Evans:

It's always the same

Whenever she walks by

My face is aflame

And my mouth goes dry

My pulse is racing

And my heart goes pit-a-pat

And I yearn for Cheryl Kernot, Democrat...

Kernot:

Ever since I was young

Just a little girl

I've been waitin' for someone

To show me the world

Well, he's done everything

And he's been everywhere

He's Gareth Evans, my foreign affair...

Evans:

My heart's in peril, Cheryl, surely I will fall

Kernot:

Heavens, Mister Evans, how I tremble when you call

Evans and Kernot:

But we owe it to our parties

To try and break that spell...

Kernot:

And also, aren't you married?

Evans:

Yes, I am. That as well.

You get under my skin

Like no woman before

By the beard on my chin

I swear I want more

You're an innocent soul

Idealistic and free

Baby won't you give your pref'rence to me?

Kernot:

So seductive and strong

You're a party machine

Though I know that it's wrong

I'm a little too green

Evans:

Such a lady of light

Kernot:

Such a powerful brute

Evans and Kernot:

Such a thrill to nibble on forbidden fruit...

Evans:

My heart's in peril, Cheryl, lovin' you so much

Kernot:

Heavens, Mister Evans, how I tingle at your touch

Evans and Kernot:

Equally enamoured, but differently aligned...

Evans:

And also, aren't you married?

Kernot:

Yes, I am.

Evans:

As am I.

Evans and Kernot:

Never mind!