Teenage Slag

If you pick a nice White virgin

Will she be the best of the bunch

Cause after you laid her a few times

She'll want it ever so much

And when you try and show her another position

She'll think it's so obscene

But she'll soon find out how good it is

And she'll still feel pure and clean

And she'll end up driving you mad

She'll probably end up with your dad

She's a teenage slag

After she's had a good time she'll probably pass you by

And then all your mates and everybody in the street will have a try

Passing around all the pubs getting as many as she can

And when she's been 'round them all once she'll go back 'round again