You See That House?

You see that house

That's over there

That's quite a house

That's standing there

I have the keys

Would you like to see inside

Oh yes, I would

I've heard it's very nice

I've heard about

The lovely bathroom tiles

So nice and cool

To lay upon and rest your cheek

That's very good

You are correct

Perhaps you know

Or just suspect

That there may be

Other special features as well

Oh, Mr. Man

Now don't you tease me

You know to well

How you could please me

And could we go

To the famous trophy room

Well I see you know

More than I thought you did

I think I have a room

Where you gonna like it

So take my hand

Come down to the cellar with me