The President Song

Oh if I were President

I'd make you realize

no more question's no more lies

I'll tell you the truth looking in your eyes

If I were President.

Well first and formost son Jesus Christ is the only one

you're gonna talk to when your day begins

I'm gonna pass the law that says everyday

you gotta get down on your knees and pray

thank a man for dyin for you sins.

If I were president

I'd make you understand

Jesus is the man he's the reason that you stand

If I were president.

We're gonna put the word out on the street

no more Washington D.C.,

I'm gonna make this country big and strong

no more payin up your taxes

the capitol's in Fort Worth, Texas;

thats the only place a house that big belongs

If I were president

Nobody's gonna push us around,

Well nobody's gonna laugh when Jason Volet's my chief of staff

If I were president.

Well Iraqi boys you must be nuts

your diggin yourself deeper in a rut

I got a way to end you problems soon

Well we'll bring home every one of our boys

pull out our biggest baddest toys

and blow you crazy bastards to the moon.

If I were president,

Nobody's gonna push us around

If they threaten us or put us down

we'll burn their country to the ground,

If I were president.

Well talk about you Osama bin Laden

It won't be long till your name's forgotten

America's freedom is always gonna ring

And you know that we wont be satisfied

Till your hatred's dead and your people are fried

Your head's on a pole and your balls in a sling.

If I were president

If I were president

Hey one thing you can't deny

your sorry ass is gonna die

If I was president

Well I got one for you, Saddam Hussein

We'll resurect General John Wayne,

and put together a very simple plan,

we'll put down our 'nukes put down our guns

and you and the Duke 'ul be 1-on-1

and he'll kick your ass if you were a man.

If I were president

If I were president

If you don't like Willie Nelson

you gotta go to prision

If I were president

So cashible and make it me an' if I win the beer's free

If I were president.