Chocolate Cake

Not everyone in New York would pay to see Andrew Lloyd Webber

May his trousers fall down as he bows to the queen and the crown

I don't know what tune that the orchestra played

But it went by me sickly and sentimental

Can I have another piece of chocolate cake?

Tammy Baker's got a lot on her plate

Can I buy another cheap Picasso fake?

Andy Warhol must be laughing in his grave

The band of the night take you to ethereal heights over dinner

And you wander the streets never reaching the heights that you seek

And the sugar that dripped from the violins' bow

Made the children go crazy, put a hole in the tooth of a hag

Can I have another piece of chocolate cake?

Tammy Baker must be losing her faith, yeah

Can I buy another cheap Picasso fake?

Andy Warhol must be laughing in his grave

And the dogs are on the road, we're all tempting fate

Cars shooting by with no number plates

And hear comes Mrs. Hairy Legs

I saw Elvis Presley walk out of a Seven Eleven

And a woman gave birth to a baby and then bowled 257

The excess of fat on your American bones

Will cushion the impact as you sink like a stone

Can I have another piece of chocolate cake?

Tammy Baker, Tammy Baker

Can I buy another cheap Picasso fake?

Cheap Picasso, cheap Picasso fake

Can I have another piece of chocolate cake?

Kathy Straker, boy, could she lose some weight

Can I buy another slice of real estate?

Liberace must be laughing in his grave

Can I have another piece of chocolate cake?

Can I have another piece of chocolate cake?

Can I have another piece of chocolate cake?

Can I have another piece of chocolate cake?