League of Legends Rap

[Verse 1]

Hey ho!

Let me take over and amaze those couch potatoes

As I slay foes who stray close to my caseload of great flows

Every moment I make goes straight to the Summoner showcase

Most played so they know me as the Great Bull

You're a scapegoat

Your opinion's nothing to me

I'm running Dominion

Buffing my speed

And some of the Summoners coming at me

Are just gonna be meat to increase my sum of xp

I'm brilliant killing a million minions a minute until

I've diminished your kingdom

You're finished

You're fish fillets

Your tower is under attack

I'm the Tienanmen square man

You're vanishing under my tank

My champions dismantling your Pantheon and ganking them

He's leaving them bleeding and needing immediate

Treatment from an ambulance

And when it comes to spells

I'm betting you can't even spell "Chrysanthemums"

[Hook]

I lead the League of Legends

You idiots need protection

My collection increases weekly

'Til I reach perfection

I lead the League of Legends

You idiots need protection

My collection increases weekly

'Til I reach perfection

[Verse 2]

I fire fireballs

At the riot store

Champions? I try 'em all

And level them up into higher forms

'Til my enemies look at the eye of the storm

I'm taking aim and raining pain again again you're slain

To explain my brain's a strain

But it's safe to say I remain insane

I lay in wait beneath the shrubberies and jungle leaves

Coming from the trees to plunder everything but your dungarees

My hunger needs feeding

I feast on feeble underlings

And leave them wondering whether it's thunder or my tummy rumbling

And now I'm within your perimeter

Administering your distributor

With a particularly vicious and pitiless kick in the

Knickers until it gives in to testicular sickness

My method's meticulous

This record's ridiculous

I'm a carnivorous sinister villainous killer

You're just a little wuss

[Hook]

[Verse 3]

I'm brutal

I lack scruples

So any defence is actually futile

I'll never attend a tribunal

'Til everything ends and it's my funeral

I've got rooms full of Runes

It's not just hot tunes I produce

With lots of vitality clarity avarice malice alacrity

It's a laugh to see you after me and my masteries

What's that you trying to cast at me?

I'm cleansing anything men have attempted to send in my path you see?

These legendary staffs and blades

Will send a competitor back to base

My most regular WAV that's played?

An enemy has been slain