Here Comes the Winner

Line them up on a stage

See which ones are clever and which ones declined with age

Watch them fail by design

Or win the hearts of America with manufactured shine

Here comes the winner

That's my public figure

Here comes the winner

Taking perfect pictures

Here comes the winner

It's time to shock the blaow!

Here comes the winner

You can find me

Up on my high horse cutting the bold ones down

They look so hungry, but I'm well-fed, well-dressed dead in the head

It's here, it's right there, for you to take it all

It's here, it's right there, for you to take it all

We don't tolerate whining

Do a bitta good analysis

Let's balance this

Not backing out

Put a little bitta time in this

A finalist and not in doubt

I shake my scepter fresh and you smell like sphincter

I'll pass my credit check and run through your sprinklers

You name the time and the place and I'm there

Give me some time and I'll perfect my hair

Roll the cameras, honey, love's in the air

We look so poised and not too self aware

I'll pretend I'm better than these clowns

And their plastic faces

On another level pound for pound

And their self-abasement

I grow tired of this game

Make me feel like I'm to blame

Fake cry, don't be that guy

The one who tries to victimize himself to hide a web of lies

Moments together

Sell them well (I just watched you do that all to you)

Oh, moments together (Find another person you can use)

Moments together

Sell them well (You're not that clever, easy to see through)

Tear the best of us apart

Don't take offers then

Act like you think you're gonna lose

Make things awkward, to see you faking gratitude

Instructed to go auto-pilot, don't know the password

You're sitting on a dildo pile

That's why your ass hurts

So tell me that I am the love of your life

I'll be in character batting my eyes

We'll show them all the supreme prototype

As ratings and followers peak right on time

I'll pretend I'm better than these clowns

And their plastic faces

On another level pound for pound

And their self-abasement

I grow tired of this game

Make me feel like I'm to blame

Fake cry, don't be that guy

The one who tries to victimize himself to hide a web of lies

Moments together

Sell them well (I just watched you do that all to you)

Oh, moments together (Find another person you can use)

Moments together

Sell them well (You're not that clever, easy to see through)

Tear the best of us apart

You're so high, I'm so high

You're so high, we're so high